My neighbour

My neighbouring child used to study by splitting the words and read it loudly. One morning I wakeup and heard him saying "Apane vechekoola" multiple times and hearing the next words only I realized he was saying "Apane Bache keliye"

Laptop

Husband: My laptop hard disk space is less. I need to delete some files.
Wife: Will that help reducing the weight of the laptop?
Husband: :(